Wednesday, January 31, 2007

What Once Was Lost Now Is Found

About a year ago I lost my car key. This really bothered me because I never used to lose anything. Not only did I never lose anything, I was the person who always knew where things were hiding.

"Anne, where's the checkbook?" Kirk would ask. "Um, it's under the sink behind the shampoo." Losing something as important as a car key sort of shook my confidence. I guess I have a thin skin.

Yesterday I was violently searching for something in the bathroom drawer. I got so into the search that I pulled the drawer out of the cabinet and set it on the floor so I could get a better look. I finally gave up on what I was looking for and started to reassemble the drawer. During the search I noticed how many Altoids boxes, both full and empty, I have in my drawer. I think the obsession goes back to my childhood...my grandpa used to give me boxes of Altoids as presents. I used to use them to store nearly everything. One time Grandpa sent my brother a rattle snake tail in an Altoid box. I think I looked at that rattle snake tail about 1000 times when I was a kid.

Anyhow, one of the mint free Altoids boxes fell out of the drawer. On a fluke I decided to open the box...guess what was inside...that's right...my car key. Why would I put my car key in an Altoids box in the bathroom drawer? Clearly it was an anti-theft act. I always hide my car keys when we leave town, just in case someone were to break in and decide to steal a car. I never thought I would do such a good job that even I wouldn't be able to find the key.

What other uses are there for Altoids boxes? At one point I thought about making the "Minty MP3" but my soldering skills aren't up to snuff.

Monday, January 29, 2007

How one thing leads to another



Last Saturday night Kirk and I went out to a little place in St. Paul called "The Nook" with our friends Mike and Emily. I've been wanting to go to the Nook ever since I heard someone brag up their Juicy Lucy. While my quest isn't as formalized as Ed's, I still make a point of searching out a good Juicy.

I knew I liked The Nook as soon as I caught sight of the taps...they had Hamm's Beer on tap! While Hamm's has been a St. Paul tradition forever, it isn't often you see it on tap these days. In fact, I don't think I've ever seen it on tap before...I just remember happy times from childhood singing "From the land of sky blue water..."

I was told that Hamm's on tap is a blog-worthy topic, so I started to do a little research. I came across a website written by a group called The Action Squad who finds old buildings to explore. As it turns out they explored the old Hamm's brewery in St. Paul. What a cool hobby...breaking into old buildings just to get a look around. I'm not brave enough to crawl through an asbestos tunnel in search of dead raccoons and old brew kettles, so for now I'll just have to live vicariously through the Action Squad! This website has tons of photos from their journeys. Go ahead...have a look around.

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Lessons Learned #1 (presented in no particular order)

When driving through a wild animal park, do not hold the bag of Zebra Snacks in your lap.


Friday, January 26, 2007

Bachman part II

I guess the interest in politics and the enjoyment of making fun of weirdos runs in the family...my sister sent me this great editorial cartoon about Bachman's "face time" with the Pres.

Maybe I'll get it printed on a nice piece of canvas, frame it, and give it to my mom for Valentines day. Thanks for the cartoon, Ing.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Bachman gets a message from God

I didn't watch the State of the Union the other night. I think about it in the same way that Kirk thinks about a football game, I'd rather read about it the next day than watch it live. All the clapping annoys me.

My mom, on the other hand, has had a voracious appetite for politics ever since she became an American citizen a few years ago. She wouldn't dream of missing the State of the Union address. I personally think it's pretty cool that Mom has found this new interest. Luckily, my mom hasn't given up her other interest, making fun of religious kooks like Michelle Bachman. This is one of the many ways I take after my mom.

While talking to Mom on the phone she filled me in on Ms. Bachman mauling the president (somehow I missed the media hype). I promised her I would find the video on-line. It's just so odd that it needs to be shared.

See Congresswoman Bachman touching the president

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

The Great Closet Cleanout of 2007

On December 31st I was pretty vocal about the fact that I would be spending January 1st cleaning my closet (or "editing" as my friend Emily says). That didn't happen. In the time since then I have spent HOURS regretting my wasted January 1st and cleaning my closet. All the effort has resulted in 4 large bags of clothes to be donated.


I've itemized the donations for 2 reasons: tax reasons, and because I made a deal with my siblings and their spouses (long story) that for every 2 items I get rid of I can buy one similar item to replace them.

The following items are now officially out of my wardrobe: 29 shirts, 11 pairs of shorts, 6 swim suits, 2 pairs of sweatpants, 4 sweat shirts, 2 robes, 3 pairs of pants, 1 blazer, 11 sweaters, 1 messenger bag, 1 leather coat, 1 "other" coat, 1 jean jacket, 3 pairs sporty shoes, 2 pair sandals, 3 pairs slippers, 1 pair shoes, 3 purses (2 were leather), 2 skirts, 1 dress.

It was actually pretty challenging to go back and itemize without sneaking something out of the bag. I feel stronger for making the effort.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Hopping on the bandwagon

I always used to think I was keeping up with the kids until I realized I had no idea what "Bluetooth" was or why I should want Bluetooth devices. In December I stretched my limits by sending a photo from my phone to my PDA via Bluetooth then transfering it to my computer (using wires...so oldschool). Seems sort of round about, but it was a good test of my technological skills.

Blogging falls into the same category, something all the cool kids are doing and I feel left in the dust. I guess in some ways I'm just hopping on the bandwagon with everyone else by starting a blog, but I think it will serve as a good lesson and will force me to keep up with the Jonses (and Kirk, who started his own blog months ago).

The Blog name, by the way, was created because I was so discouraged by the lack of available blog names. All of the clever names were taken, so I finally started typing in words that remind me of happy times. TVsnacks are some of my favorite cookies that Kirk makes every once in a while...it's been a long time since he last baked them for me, but I was craving them on the Saturday morning that I created this blog. Some day I'll post the recipe.